Wednesday, February 6, 2008

The Delusional & The Defeated

Super Tuesday is in the books, and we got to see the Ron Paul REVOlution fizzle out and die on live TV! Don't tell that to the troofers and Paulestinians, though. According to beacon of "truth" PrisonPlanet.com, "Ron Paul Had a Great Super Tuesday."

Last night on Super Tuesday, Ron Paul won some modest second and third place finishes. But more importantly he remained in a GOP race that continues to be wide open.


So what he's trying to say here is that Paul didn't place dead last in every single race. Sure, he took last place in Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas, California (he even lost to Giuliani there), Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Georgia, Illinois, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Missouri, New Jersey, New York, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and West Virginia... but who's really counting anyway? I mean, Paul only finished dead last in 17 out of 22 possible states.

The other candidates are running out of money. Huckabee may push for his V.P. spot soon. Romney may reconsider his prospects and quit. McCain was bruised and battered yesterday despite his naked assertions that he is the front-runner.


Wait, I thought he just said the race was wide open? Okay, let's go with it, anyway. Huckabee and Romney may very well be down and out at this point. But, did he just say McCain was bruised and battered yesterday? Umm, perhaps I should list the current delegate count:

McCain: 680
Romney: 270
Huckabee: 176
Paul: 16

How much pot do you have to smoke to believe that these numbers suggest "naked assertions" that McCain is the front-runner? He has more than half of the delegates needed to win, gaining many of these delegates as a result of last night's primaries! Well, at least this guy looks at the glass half-full.

The rest of the Paulestinians are convinced that last night reeked of election fraud. Some posters at the Ron Paul War Room can't seem to comprehend that votes in online polls don't translate into actual votes. Just about everyone else is crying foul about the evil Diebold voting machines. Ah, denial-- the best defense against reality.

Surprisingly enough, the most optimistic development for sanity involves the Paul followers who now feel completely defeated. Check out this quote:

Tom Byron Says:
February 5th, 2008 at 9:57 pm e

I want my f**king money back!
Ron Paul proved to be f**king loser. His campaign team must be audited ASAP!
F**k you Alex Jones with all your bullshit about the New World Order and other stupid crap
This nation is on a verge of disaster, so I’m moving to Canada


I can't imagine what goes through the mind of a layperson checking out the Ron Paul War Room. Wait, I know-- a stunning confirmation that Ron Paul is indeed a loon magnet.

BTW, thanks to Pat & James over at SLC for the awesome plug!

34 comments:

Webster said...

I wouldn't trust anyone who uses "naked" to modify "assertions."

Good Lieutenant said...

I can picture it now - Paulnut announces he's dropping out of the race, and the headline on PrisonPlanet reads

"NWO On The Ropes: Ron Paul Had Name Recognition"

jerseycajun said...

When I vote, I simply want someone who recognizes the restraints government needs to exist under in order to ensure liberty. Paul was the only candidate who seemed at all interested in the concept.

I've come to the conclusion that most people only love their own liberty instead of loving the idea itself, which is why so many have no problem voting for someone who will only attack the liberties of those they disagree with or those groups they are not a part of.

I was under no illusions that Paul would win the nomination when I voted for him. I knew the internet polls were being artificially driven up, but I don't vote the odds, I vote my conscience.

What I was disappointed in was the 9/ll truther loons who wrapped themselves like a lead weight around his campaign despite repeatedly having those views disavowed by the campaign. I'm disappointed that the torchbearer for Classical Liberal thought didn't have Obama's gift for gab - which undeniably helps in elect-ability. If Obama was touting Classical Liberalism instead of the modern version, the people who mock Paul now for low poll numbers wouldn't be laughing.

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